when you accidently read a spoiler
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
There we go.
Why is calling somebody a punk an insult like hell yeah im punk I bleed fall out boy
We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
You leave me with jumbled words.
I'm in love with you.
I have a crush on you.
I sincerely wish you would notice me.
We have quite a lot in common.
You are my Tumblr crush.
I dislike your page.
PLEASE FUCK ME.
PLEASE MARRY ME.
I find you cute.
I would date you.
I dislike you.
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
i fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said “what”
and i said “whAT”
and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD”
and i said “WHAT”
i think we all know this one person…
hasse diese Menschen omg
An Kaktus klatschen könnt ich so welche!